on the toilet, over the weekend. let's all agree to agree that some of the best ideas are ponder in the shower and on the commode? mmkay?
they.are.people.
so the plan started as a thought. "i hate using the toilet with other people," i pondered on the potty. when you live in a community such as a dorm, it's impossible to use your very own throne, unfortunately.
the thought led to a question: "how can i make sure no uses the toilet i wanna use????"
the question led to an idea: FAKE A BROKEN TOILET.
so here's what happened 10 minutes ago. i finished watching courageous, and made a sign. see below!
she reads: "DO NOT USE! (pretty please) Proper authorities have been notified"
here's where this sign is brilliant. i purposely worded it, so i would not be lying. notice i did not say the toilet wasn't working, but instead, "do not use pretty please." then i made sure to include the last part so the RA across the hall wouldn't call maintenance.
to ensure i had the proper insurance that no one had used it, and ignored my sign, i did this:
i placed the door lock for the stall door on the toilet to see if anyone moves it. (it had already fallen off) i haven't reached the level of evil to vandalize property yet.
yay no sharing a toilet seat with other BOO-tays!:)
that.is.all.
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